Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. I better go. Phone sex operators hang up on you. And what did he do to me? Why, you ask? I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. I'm back! Guess what I wanna do. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. Now, don't get me wrong. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" I'm pledging to be by your side as long as I live because you are the only person that made me realize the difference between living and existing. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. You know? Okay. I'm gonna go hug a moose. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You are a thick-headed trog. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? What are the requirements to get a remote job in copywriting and digital marketing? A good one. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. No. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. My daughter (only 3 years old!) .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. Why bother asking? And more than slightly embarassed. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. A lot has happened. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. Number One: I could have cured cancer. ._2Gt13AX94UlLxkluAMsZqP{background-position:50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-size:contain;position:relative;display:inline-block} Isn't that sort of ironic? These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. You don't know either? Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! P.S. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!! You're enough of an asshat as it is. Like a muffin. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. Amongst the gems in the world, you're so much more fascinating and valuable. No? I can't remember what. *sniffle* i do, too. You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. HA! Bugger off, pillock. No, really. they liked landing on me. Is this writer's block?! and eat dinner. Isnt' that nice? I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. I'm gonna quit for now. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. Neo is told that he has two choices. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! 'Ah the power of cheese!' The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. AhhhI see your confusion! You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You--> me-->. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. Hmmmmgood question. Real Estate Flyers I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. Eliminate BuzzWords It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. Maybe I should just give up. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. 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I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. They're basically begging on the street. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. I'm back. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. Now I do. What? Why the fuck are you still here? The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. YouTube @Copy Clips Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. I think. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. May your day be shiney! Isn't vast a funny word? I'm not sure why. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. Effective Sales Letters WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. And then go door to door distributing it. Never mind. It's a word. That must be it. I can't go on. Drake thought it was fire and I guess I did too. WHAT!? You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Work. 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